Oracular Vagina 2 (Jessi Guilford)

Fiction. A sex-change patient recovers from surgery to find herself mute, and vehicle to a truth-telling genetically engineered vagina. World leaders arrive to consult said vagina, and there may also be a wacky neighbor. Companion site to Oracular Vagina Takes Her Place, which no longer exists as such.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Call it.

Time of death: Saturday, June 3, 2006, at 1:02 AM.

Oracular Vagina 2 was a good blog. A loving mother and devoted wife, she always had a kind word for the neighbors, a blanket-lined cardboard box at the ready for injured animals, and a warm hug for her family. A devoted Christian and transsexual-rights activist, she fought long and hard, or at least long, for a just society, one that lives up to the best ideals of human leaders over the ages. She will be sorely missed.

(Well. In fact, OV2 was a remarkably entertaining diversion, and probably my favorite part of 2004, but there's just no way that I can continue to claim that I'm going to pick it up again. I never knew exactly where the hell I was going with it anyway, and by now it's kind of dated. Actually it was dated about nineteen months ago, as soon as the election happened, which is very probably why I couldn't continue it very well after the election.)

And so it is with a heavy heart that we lay to rest Marie Amie, the Oracle, the Vehicle, Tyrannie Trannie, John Quadratiquation, the anonymous benefactor, and all the rest. Clearly, they were all taken from us too soon. God have mercy on their souls. Especially that of the anonymous benefactor.

The family has requested that there be no wake. Gifts should be directed to the National Center for Transgender Equality, either anonymously or in the name of the Vehicle, according to preference.

Cue bagpipes.

[bagpipes play "Amazing Grace"]