Not that anybody was wondering,
Exhortations to try harder, write faster, feel better, etc. should be left in the comments section or something. More pieces will be forthcoming, I can just about promise.
Fiction. A sex-change patient recovers from surgery to find herself mute, and vehicle to a truth-telling genetically engineered vagina. World leaders arrive to consult said vagina, and there may also be a wacky neighbor. Companion site to Oracular Vagina Takes Her Place, which no longer exists as such.